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Mail Call for September 17, 2011

Mail’s in!

Dear GOP: This is what is known as infiltration. It is a process in which individuals (or small groups) penetrate an area (especially the military penetration of enemy positions without detection). This is something islam has been doing for centuries. It is a means of gaining control. No you do realize this don’t you? You really aren’t that stupid are you?  (Source) OMG! You are! You really are that stupid!

Dear New York Times: Have you ever heard the term “Sleeping with the Enemy”?  (Source)

Dear World: Welcome to Islam. (Source)

Dear Congress: Can you please explain why Eric Holder, Janet Napolitano and Barack Obama have not yet been brought up on charges of accessory to murder? (Source)

Dear President Obama: Can you please explain why your administration wants our military to use a product that is known to interfere with their GPS systems? Wouldn’t using this product prevent them from effectively sending GPS guided missiles against our enemies? Just wondering. By the way, your kufi is showing again. (Source)

Dear President Obama: Is this a portent of things to come? Huh, Barry? Got something against Christians, do you? You good little muzzie you!   (Source)

Dear Mayor Bloomberg: I assume you were leading the march? And wearing your new cute little kufi too I suppose. (Source)

Dear Johnny: You know that whole debt ceiling limit thing? Well, you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours! *wink, wink*. Love ya, Barry   (Source)

Dear U.N.: And you want to give these cockroaches their own state, why? (Source)


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Mail Call for September 11, 2011

Mail’s in! Only one letter today.

Dear allah: Today is September 11, 2011. I suppose I don’t have to tell you the significance of this date, but I will. Today is the tenth anniversary of an unprovoked horrendous attack on my country, America, by your followers, and I curse them and I curse you, just as I did on September 11, 2001 and every day since then. I curse your fundamentalist orthodox followers because of what they did to my country, what they are doing to my country, and what they are doing all over the world.

I curse you because they are doing it in your name, and they base their reasoning on the writings of mohammed (gewad ibn himar), as supposedly dictated by you through the angel Gabriel (however, since you don’t actually exist and the words were dictated by satan himself – but let’s not let the facts stand in the way of this letter, shall we). In your name, your devout followers engage in unprovoked terrorist attacks worldwide, primarily targeting innocent men, women, and children – including babies. In your name your devout followers celebrate ashura by taking a knife and cutting open the heads of children, again including babies. In your name, your devout followers engage in imperialistic colonialism, and then hypocritically condemn others for being in their various countries.

Your devout followers practice female circumcision and female genital mutilation, all in your name. In your name your devout followers commit murder in the name of so-called “honor.” Where is the honor in shooting, stabbing, hanging, and beating your family members to death? These are the acts of cowardly dogs, therefore there is no honor in what they do. In your name your devout followers relegate women to the role of subservient second class citizens, and condone the rape of innocent girls – and then kill them because they were forcibly raped. Again, all in the name of honor.

In your name, your devout followers engage in homosexual pedophilia, victimizing hundreds, if not thousands, of innocent little boys each year. In your name, your devout followers relegate all non-muslims to the role of subservient second class citizens. At least those that are not murdered outright.

It is said, by your followers, that you are a merciful god, and a loving god, and that yours is a religion of peace. To that I say, hogwash! Yours is not a religion of peace. It is an oppressive, murderous, sinful cult spawned from the very depths of hell, and out of the very mouth of satan. And if you do not like what I am saying, tough. Live with it, because I will not change, nor will I cower behind small children as your devout followers do.

If your devout followers wish to declare a fatwa against me because of what I say, I say fine. Bring it on. But have your devout followers grow a set and do their own fighting. Do not allow them to hide behind small children and mentally disabled people that they strap bombs to, as is their current practice. You, allah, are nothing but a dog, not a god (I suspect ol’ mohammed was dyslexic), and your devout followers, including mohammed (gewad ibn himar), are nothing but dogs themselves. And in the canine world, they would be the equivalent of Chihuahua’s, constantly shaking in fear and peeing themselves when confronted by a superior force, just as you would do, and will do, when confronted by the One True God.

Now normally I would take this opportunity to remind Anthony Weiner that he is still a putz, but this is about you, allah, or should I call you anubis. Yes, I think I will call you anubis. The Egyptian dog god. Yes. It is by far more fitting a name for you. You can take your fundamentalist orthodox devoted followers and your oppressive murderous satanic cult of death and shove it straight up your wahabbi where it came from and where it belongs.

September 11, 2001. We will never forget. We will never forgive. We will never submit.

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Mail Call, September 10, 2011

The Mail’s in!

Dear Associated Press: It’s not true. Don’t believe it. We are peaceful. Really. On the name of our prophet Mohammed ibn Himar I swear it isn’t true. We are a religion of pieces peace. All our love, Abdul Gewad, C/O Al Qaeda Cultural Center, Islamburg, NY (Source)

Dear Mr. Soros: It’s not that we hate muslims, we just hate muslim terrorists. We also hate those who collaborate with them  as well, which of course includes you. (Source)

Dear Mrs. Obama: I just wanted to pass along to you, that illegal aliens no longer fear much of anything, since your husband became president. In fact, neither do terrorists. (Source)

Dear President Obama: I realize sir that you are on vacation, and probably have yet to receive the memo, but North Korea has just downed one of our military planes. I believe this is your cue to play golf, sir, so if you could please begin moving toward the golf cart. Yes sir, it’s that small car looking thing. No sir, not that one, that is your Chevy volt. It’s the other one. Thank you sir. (Source)

Dear President Obama: Thank you for supporting us over here in Libya! We could not have done this without you!  We have recently been shopping and have found the perfect gift to repay you for your kindness. We will be sending it soon. All our love, Mohammed ibn Himar and the rest of the Libyan Rebels. (Source)

P.S.: By the way, it’s not true that I am still with Al Qaeda. I promise. Really. I swear I mean it this time. Honest.

Dear Jimmy Hoffa, Jr.: If you are going to threaten me, please have the intestinal fortitude to do it in person, preferably in front of my house as that is where I have my range markers set. (Source)

Dear Janet Napolitano: I am not sure if you are aware of this, but it was ISLAMIC terrorists who attacked this country on Sept. 11, 2001. It was not mentally ill Canadians, it was not toddlers, it was not wheelchair bound terminally ill grandmothers, and it was not elderly nuns. It was ISLAMIC TERRORISTS. (Source)

P.S.: They (the ISLAMIC TERRORISTS) can currently be found in Central and South America in various groups and cells (no not jail cells). These would be countries SOUTH of the United States. You know, on the other side of the border you refuse to secure.

Dear Uncle Omar: I told you not to worry! Love, Barry (Source)

Dear President Obama: Your plan worked. (Source)

Dear Anthony Weiner: You’re still a putz. Just so you know.

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