Mail Call for September 15, 2011

Mail’s in!

Dear America: English lesson. “Moo-Cow”. Noun. Female of domestic cattle. Just so ya know. (Source)

Dear Jesse Jackson: I assume you and Rev. Al will be looking into this? What’s that? Probably not? How about if they were white? (Source)
Dear Mammy: If they were as bad as you say they are, don’t you think you’d be dead by now? (Source)

Dear State of Illinois: “Send in the clowns. Send in the clowns. Don’t bother, they’re here.” (Source)

Dear Elderly Americans: Bwaaahahahahahahah! Sucker! Much love, Rep. Jim Cooper  (Source)

From: Cecilia Munoz, White House Director of Intergovernmental Affairs

To: Mis Hermanos Mexicanos

Mis hermanos mexicanos, vienen a América. La costa está clara. ¡Prisa!

(Source)

Dear President Obama: The poll numbers have just come in and you are still immensely popular … in Europe, (and among Al Qaeda, the Taliban, Hamas, Hezbollah, and MSNBC. Sorry for the redundancy). (Source)

Dear AlGore: Looks like you’ve lost another one.  (Source)

Dear Ewa Beach Elementary School Vice Principal: You wuss! (Source)

Dear Fellow Conservative Bloggers: As you have no doubt heard [OBAMA IS KILLING AMERICA], Barack Obama [LOVES TERRORISTS] has recently launched a [MERCILESS ATTACK ON THE MIDDLE CLASS] new website called “Attack Watch.” Obama [IS A COMMIE] will be [AND A MUSLIM!] utilizing this new website to monitor those [WHO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LYING SCUMBAG!] whom they claim are lying about the President [THAT HATE’S AMERICA AND LOVES TERRORISTS!], and engaging in what Obama [IS GIVING OUR COUNTRY AWAY TO ILLEGALS!] says are blatant smear tactics [AND THE MUSLIMS!]. So please [DON’T STOP TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM] conduct yourselves accordingly, and in a thoughtful and respectful manner. Thank you.

This public service announcement contains no subliminal messages.

(Source)

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Mail Call for September 13, 2011

This was supposed to be for yesterday, but hey, you know how it goes sometimes!

Dear President Obama: How nice of you to give your blessing to the Taliban to open up political offices in Qatar. (Source). I see that your little buddy’s have responded by attacking our embassy in Afghanistan. How nice. I assume this is all part of your “job’s plan,” but we all thought you meant you were giving jobs to Americans, not helping a terrorist organization to expand its operations. (Source). Fool us once, shame on you. Fool us twice, well … see ya at the polls.

P.S.: So why is it necessary for the Taliban to receive your blessing anyway?

Dear Mayor Bloomberg: Glad to see that cultural diversity training isn’t going to waste. (Source)

Dear Aviation Institute Of Maintenance of Northeast Philadelphia: My, my, my, aren’t we the understanding type! Welcome to the Anthony Weiner Fan Club. Your official membership card and t-shirt will be arriving soon. (Source)

Dear Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Just wanted to let you know that this is not a “unilateral humanitarian gesture” nor is it a “unilateral pardon.” This is what is commonly known as kidnapping and extortion. Just so ya know. By the way, you do realize that you are the son of a cur dog, because, well, you are you crazy megalomaniacal whack job. (Source)

Dear Rep. John Mica: I would like to recommend Blackwater, DynCorp, or Beni Tal as acceptable alternatives. They not only have the experience, but actually do understand what to look for, as opposed to, say, the TSA. (Source)

Dear Columbia University: I do not believe any cultural exchange program should include terrorists. Just so you know. Unless of course, you are hoping your students will be kidnapped and held for ransom. (Source)

Dear MSNBC: Thank you so much for extending the helping hand of understanding, and employing the mentally challenged, the criminally deranged, as well as certifiable whackadoodles. I expect we will soon see Muammar Gaddafi and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hosting political commentary programs right alongside Ed Schultz, Rachael Maddow, Chrissy Matthews, Dylan Ratigan, Al Sharpton and other asylum escapee’s right alongside your token terrorist lover, Touré. (Source)

Dear Ann Curry: Nice hijab! Does he get to beat you as well? Are you part of his harem now? Or is this just another MSM “pandering to terrorists” piece? Just asking. (Source)

Dear Eric Holder: Business as usual I see. I assume this was a joint effort between yourself, Barry Obama, and Janet Napolitano since you apparently have not been able to stop the gunwalker investigation. By choosing this tactic, I can only assume that Issa and Grassley are actually close to nailing you. (Source)

Dear American Journal of Preventive Medicine: “Oh! What big eyes you have!” “The better to see you with my dear!” “What big ears you have!” “The better to hear you with my dear!” “And what big hands you have!” “The better to grab you with my dear!!!”  (Source)

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Mail Call for September 12, 2011

Mail’s in!

Dear Jimmy Carter: You are absolutely correct (well mostly) when you say that under your administration “we never dropped a bomb. We never fired a bullet. We never went to war.” (Source) You seem, however, to have forgotten that you did facilitate the fall of the Shah of Iran (our ally) and the subsequent rise to power of one of the most dangerous megalomaniacal terrorist regimes in the history of the world. And need I remind you that you also facilitated the rise of al qaeda, the Taliban, and other fundamentalist orthodox muslim terrorist groups which directly led to the attacks on 9/11, by arming them and teaching them military tactics, as well as instructing them in the development and use of chemical and biological weapons. And let’s not forget that you also supported and encouraged Robert Mugabe’s dictatorial rise to power in Rhodesia, as well as the rise to power of Marxist Sandanista Daniel Ortega in Nicaragua. And, although your are no longer president, you continue to support the communist dictator regimes of Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez. As icing on the cake of death and destruction which you have baked, you gave North Korea $4 billion worth of light water reactors and $100 million in oil in an attempt to appease Kim Jung Il and on his “promise” that he would not develop nuclear weapons (which they now have, thank you very much). (Source)

No Mr. Carter, we never dropped a bomb, we never fired a bullet, we never went to war. But you, on the other hand, are directly responsible through your actions both as president, and since leaving office, for the millions of bullets being fired, thousands of bombs being dropped, and scores of wars all resulting in the deaths of millions worldwide, including right here in America. Helluva legacy Jimmy my boy. Helluva legacy.

 

Dear Valerie Jarrett: It is time to accept reality. As you say, there is no jobs bill. But believing in the fantasy that Obama is going to somehow magically draft one is ridiculous. I suspect he will cobble together something that sounds remotely good, and then fill in the blanks once he manages to convince congress to pass it. Rest assured, however, it will fail as his other bills and policies have. (Source)

 

Dear President Obama: I realize you would like to have everyone commemorate 9/11 by engaging in community service. However, you should understand that photo ops are not considered community service. Just so you know. (Source)

 

Dear Hugo Chavez: Go for it my man! Oh yeah! I cannot encourage you enough to continue on your current path to curing your cancer. So please, keep visiting the witch doctors, shamans, faith healers, and your local botanica! Maybe you can take your buddy Fidel with you on one of your visits.  (Source)

 

Dear Debbie Wasserman Shultz: Actually, with nationwide unemployment over 9% and with the federal government now saying that it will remain there until at least 2014 (actual unemployment numbers are higher), and with 46 million Americans now receiving food stamps, and with companies failing left and right (including Obama’s baby – Solyndra), yeah, I think I can say the stimulus didn’t work. By the way, just like Anthony Weiner, you are a putz. Just so you know. (Source)

 

Dear United Nations: I hate to say I told you so, but, well, I did. (Source)

 

Dear OIC: Thank you for reiterating your condoning of terrorism. At least we know where you stand, and that we can continue to look forward to continuing terror attacks, each of which will occur with your blessing and encouragement. (Source)

cc: The World

 

Dear Aman Ali: Of course you should not condemn something you condone. Why be hypocritical? (Source)

 

Dear President Obama: Bwahahahahaha! Sorry. Now adjust your kufi, it’s crooked. (Source)

 

Dear AlGore: Does this mean you’ve purchased the Trinity Broadcasting Company? Just so you know, I don’t buy what they’re selling either. (Source)

 

Dear Paul Krugman: Welcome to the Anthony Weiner Fan Club, you will be receiving your official club membership card and t-shirt soon. (Source)

 

Dear President Obama: You might want to find a different document forger. The one you currently have isn’t producing as well as you may have originally thought. (Source)

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Mail Call for September 11, 2011

Mail’s in! Only one letter today.

Dear allah: Today is September 11, 2011. I suppose I don’t have to tell you the significance of this date, but I will. Today is the tenth anniversary of an unprovoked horrendous attack on my country, America, by your followers, and I curse them and I curse you, just as I did on September 11, 2001 and every day since then. I curse your fundamentalist orthodox followers because of what they did to my country, what they are doing to my country, and what they are doing all over the world.

I curse you because they are doing it in your name, and they base their reasoning on the writings of mohammed (gewad ibn himar), as supposedly dictated by you through the angel Gabriel (however, since you don’t actually exist and the words were dictated by satan himself – but let’s not let the facts stand in the way of this letter, shall we). In your name, your devout followers engage in unprovoked terrorist attacks worldwide, primarily targeting innocent men, women, and children – including babies. In your name your devout followers celebrate ashura by taking a knife and cutting open the heads of children, again including babies. In your name, your devout followers engage in imperialistic colonialism, and then hypocritically condemn others for being in their various countries.

Your devout followers practice female circumcision and female genital mutilation, all in your name. In your name your devout followers commit murder in the name of so-called “honor.” Where is the honor in shooting, stabbing, hanging, and beating your family members to death? These are the acts of cowardly dogs, therefore there is no honor in what they do. In your name your devout followers relegate women to the role of subservient second class citizens, and condone the rape of innocent girls – and then kill them because they were forcibly raped. Again, all in the name of honor.

In your name, your devout followers engage in homosexual pedophilia, victimizing hundreds, if not thousands, of innocent little boys each year. In your name, your devout followers relegate all non-muslims to the role of subservient second class citizens. At least those that are not murdered outright.

It is said, by your followers, that you are a merciful god, and a loving god, and that yours is a religion of peace. To that I say, hogwash! Yours is not a religion of peace. It is an oppressive, murderous, sinful cult spawned from the very depths of hell, and out of the very mouth of satan. And if you do not like what I am saying, tough. Live with it, because I will not change, nor will I cower behind small children as your devout followers do.

If your devout followers wish to declare a fatwa against me because of what I say, I say fine. Bring it on. But have your devout followers grow a set and do their own fighting. Do not allow them to hide behind small children and mentally disabled people that they strap bombs to, as is their current practice. You, allah, are nothing but a dog, not a god (I suspect ol’ mohammed was dyslexic), and your devout followers, including mohammed (gewad ibn himar), are nothing but dogs themselves. And in the canine world, they would be the equivalent of Chihuahua’s, constantly shaking in fear and peeing themselves when confronted by a superior force, just as you would do, and will do, when confronted by the One True God.

Now normally I would take this opportunity to remind Anthony Weiner that he is still a putz, but this is about you, allah, or should I call you anubis. Yes, I think I will call you anubis. The Egyptian dog god. Yes. It is by far more fitting a name for you. You can take your fundamentalist orthodox devoted followers and your oppressive murderous satanic cult of death and shove it straight up your wahabbi where it came from and where it belongs.

September 11, 2001. We will never forget. We will never forgive. We will never submit.

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Mail Call, September 10, 2011

The Mail’s in!

Dear Associated Press: It’s not true. Don’t believe it. We are peaceful. Really. On the name of our prophet Mohammed ibn Himar I swear it isn’t true. We are a religion of pieces peace. All our love, Abdul Gewad, C/O Al Qaeda Cultural Center, Islamburg, NY (Source)

Dear Mr. Soros: It’s not that we hate muslims, we just hate muslim terrorists. We also hate those who collaborate with them  as well, which of course includes you. (Source)

Dear Mrs. Obama: I just wanted to pass along to you, that illegal aliens no longer fear much of anything, since your husband became president. In fact, neither do terrorists. (Source)

Dear President Obama: I realize sir that you are on vacation, and probably have yet to receive the memo, but North Korea has just downed one of our military planes. I believe this is your cue to play golf, sir, so if you could please begin moving toward the golf cart. Yes sir, it’s that small car looking thing. No sir, not that one, that is your Chevy volt. It’s the other one. Thank you sir. (Source)

Dear President Obama: Thank you for supporting us over here in Libya! We could not have done this without you!  We have recently been shopping and have found the perfect gift to repay you for your kindness. We will be sending it soon. All our love, Mohammed ibn Himar and the rest of the Libyan Rebels. (Source)

P.S.: By the way, it’s not true that I am still with Al Qaeda. I promise. Really. I swear I mean it this time. Honest.

Dear Jimmy Hoffa, Jr.: If you are going to threaten me, please have the intestinal fortitude to do it in person, preferably in front of my house as that is where I have my range markers set. (Source)

Dear Janet Napolitano: I am not sure if you are aware of this, but it was ISLAMIC terrorists who attacked this country on Sept. 11, 2001. It was not mentally ill Canadians, it was not toddlers, it was not wheelchair bound terminally ill grandmothers, and it was not elderly nuns. It was ISLAMIC TERRORISTS. (Source)

P.S.: They (the ISLAMIC TERRORISTS) can currently be found in Central and South America in various groups and cells (no not jail cells). These would be countries SOUTH of the United States. You know, on the other side of the border you refuse to secure.

Dear Uncle Omar: I told you not to worry! Love, Barry (Source)

Dear President Obama: Your plan worked. (Source)

Dear Anthony Weiner: You’re still a putz. Just so you know.

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The Murderous Mindset of the Left

With everyone else talking about this, I was a bit hesitant to comment on it as well. That being said, however, with the way things turned out, the more I read and heard, the madder I got, and so here goes.

So, Jimmy Hoffa, Jr. is encouraging people to “take out” the conservatives. He said this to a huge crowd of his union sycophants who all cheered when he said it. Next up to the podium was King Hussein I, who said that he was proud of Hoffa. Hmmmm? Now what does this say? Are the words of Hoffa a threat? Well, he did not say “vote them out of office” and he did not say “defeat them at the polls” and he did not say “vote democrat.” No, he said “Let’s take these son of a bitches out.”

Now for all those who will say I am taking this statement out of context, let’s look at it in context. Hoffa said: “We’ve got to keep an eye on the battle that we face, the war on workers and you see it everywhere. It is the Tea Party and you know there’s only one way to beat and win that war. The one thing about working people is we like a good fight and you know what? They’ve got a war, they’ve got a war with us and there’s only going to be one winner. It’s going to be the workers of Michigan and America. We’re going to win that war. President Obama this is your Army. We are ready to march. Let’s take these son of a bitches out and give America back to America where we belong. Thank you very much.”

Hoffa says the workers are at war with the Tea Party (whom libs define as any conservative), and there’s only one way to beat the Tea Party and win that war. He said that working people (his working people), including him, like a good fight. He said that the working people (again, his working people) are Obama’s Army, and that they (and he) are ready to march. He then said (or gave the order?) to “take these son of a bitches out and give America back to America where we belong.”

Yep, sounds like a threat to me, and his speech sounded inflammatory to me, as if he were trying to incite his little “Obama Army” to action, and not necessarily peaceful action. Especially when one considers his background. I mean, let’s face it, he is Jimmy Hoffa, Jr., the son of a Mafia connected labor leader. And he did grow up in that environment, and he did work for many years with his father and his father’s Mafia connections. Looking at this from that perspective, a quick Google search of Mafia terms synonymous with the word “kill” include, “rub out,” “waste,” “hit,” “whack,” “take for a ride,” and “take out.”  (Source)

So, it isn’t really that hard to connect the dots. Playing “6 degrees to the Mob” with Jimmy Hoffa, Jr. shouldn’t take very long. Now of course, this is just my opinion, and I could very well be dead…wrong, but it is my opinion nonetheless.

Now I will admit that I am not afraid of Jimmy Hoffa coming to my house and killing me. He’s much older than me, and personally I think I could take him. But I do worry that one of his whackadoodle sycophants may just take him literally and do his or her best to “take out” the first conservative he or she comes into contact with. Of course, I am using libocrat logic here. Remember Jared Loughner? The nut job with a gun down in Arizona who shot a little girl, a judge, a Congresswoman, and others? The libocrats insisted that he was influenced by a map drawn up by Sarah Palin (or one of her workers) that featured cross hairs on Arizona. As much of a stretch that was, the libocrats put all of the blame on Sarah Palin and conservatives everywhere. What Hoffa said was more direct. Much more direct. So my question still stands, are conservatives in America, including those currently serving as elected officials, now in danger because of Hoffa’s words?

In addition, and more importantly, where is the hue and cry from the libocrats? Nowhere, that’s where. In fact, when DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Shultz was asked point blank for her response to Hoffa’s words, she refused to condemn them. She could have very easily have said that she did not approve of them, or that Hoffa was speaking metaphorically, or given any other statement or excuse that may have defused any potential danger by a union whackadoodle. But she did not. In fact, she did everything she could to change the subject, (Source)

And Joe Biden, the animatronic VP, helped to inflame members of “Obama’s Army” when he told them “This is a hard through the heart and soul of the labor union. It’s a fight literally for our right to exist. Don’t misunderstand what this is. Don’t misunderstand – it’s not a joke. It’s not a joke. Not an applause line. You are the only folks keeping the barbarians in the gates. You are the only nongovernmental power, the only nongovernmental power, the only one that has the power and the capacity to stop this onslaught.” (Source). Conservatives are “barbarians”? Really?

Obama also did not condemn Hoffa’s remarks. In fact, right after Hoffa spoke, Obama took the stage and said that he was “proud” of Hoffa. (Source). Shades of Bill Ayers (one of Obama’s mentors) who once reveled  in murder and anarchy, and presumably still does. I guess Obama learned will at the feet of Bill Ayers (and Jeremiah Wright, and his other hate filled mentors). Does Obama realize that by not condemning Hoffa’s words he is condoning them, and by saying he is proud of Hoffa, he is approving Hoffa’s words? Probably. Does he care? Probably not.

Well, now that curtain has been opened, and the true nature of the left and their “Army” of Obama brown shirts has been revealed, at least we know where we stand, and what we can expect. And, lest you think I am blowing this out of proportion, did you know that the left now has their very own online video game? Yep, they do, and it’s called “Tea Party Zombies Must Die!” A wonderful little game that libocrats will truly love to play. In this bloody and gore filled game, libocrats can get to slaughter Newt Gingrich, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Rick Santorum, Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, and several other conservatives, including the “Generic pissed off old white guy zombie” and the “Pissed off stupid white trash redneck birther zombie.” Interesting that there are no black zombies in this game. I am sure Al Sharpton, Shirley Jackson Lee, Maxine Waters, Jesse Jackson and all the other plantation overseers are comparing their top scores even as we speak. (Source)

Can you imagine if anyone developed a game like this and made the zombies liberals? The hue and cry would be heard around the world! And where is the condemnation of this game? Only from the conservatives, and not one from any libocrat anywhere. By the way, the company that produced this game out is called “StarvingEyes,” and the developer is Jason Oda. I would encourage everyone to contact their Congressman or Congresswoman, and express their condemnation of this game.

I think the mindset of the left is crystal clear. It is murderous, and it is dangerous.

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Political Correctness Run Amok

In an effort to appease (and therefore not offend) people, the left began pushing hard to implement the practice of political correctness into American society back in the 1970’s. Although the practice existed long before that in a more rudimentary form, it was in 1970 that the term was coined, and the implementation of it as an acceptable and preferred style of thought began. And just where has it gotten us? Not only have symbolic expressions of Christian holidays become banned from public areas, but the very phrase “Merry Christmas” has been replaced with “Season’s Greetings” and “Happy Holidays” around the country. Elementary school children no longer have Easter egg hunts, they now search for something called “Spring Sphere’s”, which does nothing but promote an ignorance of geometry. The mentally ill are now intelligence challenged, and so on, and so on ad infinitum ad nauseum.

However, aside from making everyone look, sound and act like a complete moron, political correctness is now endangering our very lives. It is being reported that although there were witnesses to the jihadist rants of Nidal Hasan (the murdering Ft. Hood mohammedan jihadist), including some who heard him say that killing fellow American soldiers in the name of islam was acceptable. Those witnesses did not come forward and report his treasonous statements, however, because they were afraid of being labeled as prejudiced. Because of political correctness 13 American soldiers died. To make matters worse (if they can be), the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, refuses to even utter the phrase “Violent Islamic Extremism”, choosing instead to say “violent extremism”, and thus promoting the idea that maybe, just maybe it wasn’t mohammedan whackadoodles that attacked us on 9/11 and are yet today plotting our bloody end. No, he would rather insinuate that there are so many extremist groups out there that it is wrong to point a finger at those who actually attacked us. Need I remind King Hussein I that it was not the KKK who blew up the U.S.S. Cole. It was not the American Nazi Party who planted bombs under the World Trade Center. It was not La Raza who, wait they’re Obama’s friends so I can’t use them as an example of extremists. Um … It was not E.L.F. who flew planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon and into a field in Pennsylvania. No, Barry, it was islamic terrorists. Did you catch that? ISLAMIC terrorists.

It’s one thing to be polite and an inoffensive, it’s quite another thing to take political correctness to such a degree that it endangers Americans.

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