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Mail Call for September 17, 2011

Mail’s in!

Dear GOP: This is what is known as infiltration. It is a process in which individuals (or small groups) penetrate an area (especially the military penetration of enemy positions without detection). This is something islam has been doing for centuries. It is a means of gaining control. No you do realize this don’t you? You really aren’t that stupid are you?  (Source) OMG! You are! You really are that stupid!

Dear New York Times: Have you ever heard the term “Sleeping with the Enemy”?  (Source)

Dear World: Welcome to Islam. (Source)

Dear Congress: Can you please explain why Eric Holder, Janet Napolitano and Barack Obama have not yet been brought up on charges of accessory to murder? (Source)

Dear President Obama: Can you please explain why your administration wants our military to use a product that is known to interfere with their GPS systems? Wouldn’t using this product prevent them from effectively sending GPS guided missiles against our enemies? Just wondering. By the way, your kufi is showing again. (Source)

Dear President Obama: Is this a portent of things to come? Huh, Barry? Got something against Christians, do you? You good little muzzie you!   (Source)

Dear Mayor Bloomberg: I assume you were leading the march? And wearing your new cute little kufi too I suppose. (Source)

Dear Johnny: You know that whole debt ceiling limit thing? Well, you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours! *wink, wink*. Love ya, Barry   (Source)

Dear U.N.: And you want to give these cockroaches their own state, why? (Source)

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Mail Call for September 16, 2011

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Dear Massachusetts: in case you need to be reminded: The Battle of Concord, the Battle of Lexington, the Boston Massacre, Paul Revere’s famous ride. The American Revolution started in your front yard. The flag we pledge allegiance too is a symbol of that revolution and our independence from Britain. Does any of this have any educational value, or have you turned so far away from your roots and your country? (Source)

Dear Rep. Schakowsky: Try it. That’s all I can say. Just try it. (Source)

Dear President Obama: Didn’t work last time, won’t work this time. (Source)

Dear Palestinians: I look forward to the day that Israel fires up a fleet of D9 cats and pushes you all into the sea. Then you can party with bin Laden. (Source)

Dear Rep. Waxman: I assume you have your Obersturmführer uniform is currently being tailored. By the way, I can’t help but noticing, you aren’t related to the Phantom of the Opera are you? (Source)

Dear President Obama: Your kufi is showing. (Source)

Dear President Obama: Way to go! I’ll wager this took quite a bit of thought, putting a terrorist supporting country on a counter terrorism committee, while at the same time excluding a country rife with counter terrorism experts. Putz. (Source)

Dear Ford Motor Company: I love you! (Source)

Dear President Obama: In case you have yet to notice, the stimulus did not work. Solyndra ($535 million down the drain), Evergreen Solar ($5.3 million down the drain – it’s jobs are now going to China), SpectraWatt ($500,000 flushed away), Mountain Plaza ($424,000 gone with the wind), Olsen’s Mills ($10 million going, going, gone!). Great job of piddling away our money. Thanks Barry. (Source)

Dear Rahm Emmanuel: Good to see Chicago politics haven’t changed one iota over the years. It’s still business as usual. Strong arming, extortion, etc. I assume you have your baseball bat battalion standing at the ready? (Source)

Dear Denver: The answer would be “racial motivation.” It’s all the rage these days. Just so ya know. (Source)

Dear New York: I find it quite telling that the woman walking in front of your anti-Israel poster is a muslim. As they say, a picture is worth more than a thousand words. By the way, Mayor Bloomberg, your kufi is crooked. (Source)

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Mail Call for September 15, 2011

Mail’s in!

Dear America: English lesson. “Moo-Cow”. Noun. Female of domestic cattle. Just so ya know. (Source)

Dear Jesse Jackson: I assume you and Rev. Al will be looking into this? What’s that? Probably not? How about if they were white? (Source)
Dear Mammy: If they were as bad as you say they are, don’t you think you’d be dead by now? (Source)

Dear State of Illinois: “Send in the clowns. Send in the clowns. Don’t bother, they’re here.” (Source)

Dear Elderly Americans: Bwaaahahahahahahah! Sucker! Much love, Rep. Jim Cooper  (Source)

From: Cecilia Munoz, White House Director of Intergovernmental Affairs

To: Mis Hermanos Mexicanos

Mis hermanos mexicanos, vienen a América. La costa está clara. ¡Prisa!

(Source)

Dear President Obama: The poll numbers have just come in and you are still immensely popular … in Europe, (and among Al Qaeda, the Taliban, Hamas, Hezbollah, and MSNBC. Sorry for the redundancy). (Source)

Dear AlGore: Looks like you’ve lost another one.  (Source)

Dear Ewa Beach Elementary School Vice Principal: You wuss! (Source)

Dear Fellow Conservative Bloggers: As you have no doubt heard [OBAMA IS KILLING AMERICA], Barack Obama [LOVES TERRORISTS] has recently launched a [MERCILESS ATTACK ON THE MIDDLE CLASS] new website called “Attack Watch.” Obama [IS A COMMIE] will be [AND A MUSLIM!] utilizing this new website to monitor those [WHO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE LYING SCUMBAG!] whom they claim are lying about the President [THAT HATE’S AMERICA AND LOVES TERRORISTS!], and engaging in what Obama [IS GIVING OUR COUNTRY AWAY TO ILLEGALS!] says are blatant smear tactics [AND THE MUSLIMS!]. So please [DON’T STOP TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM] conduct yourselves accordingly, and in a thoughtful and respectful manner. Thank you.

This public service announcement contains no subliminal messages.

(Source)

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Mail Call for September 13, 2011

This was supposed to be for yesterday, but hey, you know how it goes sometimes!

Dear President Obama: How nice of you to give your blessing to the Taliban to open up political offices in Qatar. (Source). I see that your little buddy’s have responded by attacking our embassy in Afghanistan. How nice. I assume this is all part of your “job’s plan,” but we all thought you meant you were giving jobs to Americans, not helping a terrorist organization to expand its operations. (Source). Fool us once, shame on you. Fool us twice, well … see ya at the polls.

P.S.: So why is it necessary for the Taliban to receive your blessing anyway?

Dear Mayor Bloomberg: Glad to see that cultural diversity training isn’t going to waste. (Source)

Dear Aviation Institute Of Maintenance of Northeast Philadelphia: My, my, my, aren’t we the understanding type! Welcome to the Anthony Weiner Fan Club. Your official membership card and t-shirt will be arriving soon. (Source)

Dear Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Just wanted to let you know that this is not a “unilateral humanitarian gesture” nor is it a “unilateral pardon.” This is what is commonly known as kidnapping and extortion. Just so ya know. By the way, you do realize that you are the son of a cur dog, because, well, you are you crazy megalomaniacal whack job. (Source)

Dear Rep. John Mica: I would like to recommend Blackwater, DynCorp, or Beni Tal as acceptable alternatives. They not only have the experience, but actually do understand what to look for, as opposed to, say, the TSA. (Source)

Dear Columbia University: I do not believe any cultural exchange program should include terrorists. Just so you know. Unless of course, you are hoping your students will be kidnapped and held for ransom. (Source)

Dear MSNBC: Thank you so much for extending the helping hand of understanding, and employing the mentally challenged, the criminally deranged, as well as certifiable whackadoodles. I expect we will soon see Muammar Gaddafi and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hosting political commentary programs right alongside Ed Schultz, Rachael Maddow, Chrissy Matthews, Dylan Ratigan, Al Sharpton and other asylum escapee’s right alongside your token terrorist lover, Touré. (Source)

Dear Ann Curry: Nice hijab! Does he get to beat you as well? Are you part of his harem now? Or is this just another MSM “pandering to terrorists” piece? Just asking. (Source)

Dear Eric Holder: Business as usual I see. I assume this was a joint effort between yourself, Barry Obama, and Janet Napolitano since you apparently have not been able to stop the gunwalker investigation. By choosing this tactic, I can only assume that Issa and Grassley are actually close to nailing you. (Source)

Dear American Journal of Preventive Medicine: “Oh! What big eyes you have!” “The better to see you with my dear!” “What big ears you have!” “The better to hear you with my dear!” “And what big hands you have!” “The better to grab you with my dear!!!”  (Source)

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Mail Call for September 12, 2011

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Dear Jimmy Carter: You are absolutely correct (well mostly) when you say that under your administration “we never dropped a bomb. We never fired a bullet. We never went to war.” (Source) You seem, however, to have forgotten that you did facilitate the fall of the Shah of Iran (our ally) and the subsequent rise to power of one of the most dangerous megalomaniacal terrorist regimes in the history of the world. And need I remind you that you also facilitated the rise of al qaeda, the Taliban, and other fundamentalist orthodox muslim terrorist groups which directly led to the attacks on 9/11, by arming them and teaching them military tactics, as well as instructing them in the development and use of chemical and biological weapons. And let’s not forget that you also supported and encouraged Robert Mugabe’s dictatorial rise to power in Rhodesia, as well as the rise to power of Marxist Sandanista Daniel Ortega in Nicaragua. And, although your are no longer president, you continue to support the communist dictator regimes of Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez. As icing on the cake of death and destruction which you have baked, you gave North Korea $4 billion worth of light water reactors and $100 million in oil in an attempt to appease Kim Jung Il and on his “promise” that he would not develop nuclear weapons (which they now have, thank you very much). (Source)

No Mr. Carter, we never dropped a bomb, we never fired a bullet, we never went to war. But you, on the other hand, are directly responsible through your actions both as president, and since leaving office, for the millions of bullets being fired, thousands of bombs being dropped, and scores of wars all resulting in the deaths of millions worldwide, including right here in America. Helluva legacy Jimmy my boy. Helluva legacy.

 

Dear Valerie Jarrett: It is time to accept reality. As you say, there is no jobs bill. But believing in the fantasy that Obama is going to somehow magically draft one is ridiculous. I suspect he will cobble together something that sounds remotely good, and then fill in the blanks once he manages to convince congress to pass it. Rest assured, however, it will fail as his other bills and policies have. (Source)

 

Dear President Obama: I realize you would like to have everyone commemorate 9/11 by engaging in community service. However, you should understand that photo ops are not considered community service. Just so you know. (Source)

 

Dear Hugo Chavez: Go for it my man! Oh yeah! I cannot encourage you enough to continue on your current path to curing your cancer. So please, keep visiting the witch doctors, shamans, faith healers, and your local botanica! Maybe you can take your buddy Fidel with you on one of your visits.  (Source)

 

Dear Debbie Wasserman Shultz: Actually, with nationwide unemployment over 9% and with the federal government now saying that it will remain there until at least 2014 (actual unemployment numbers are higher), and with 46 million Americans now receiving food stamps, and with companies failing left and right (including Obama’s baby – Solyndra), yeah, I think I can say the stimulus didn’t work. By the way, just like Anthony Weiner, you are a putz. Just so you know. (Source)

 

Dear United Nations: I hate to say I told you so, but, well, I did. (Source)

 

Dear OIC: Thank you for reiterating your condoning of terrorism. At least we know where you stand, and that we can continue to look forward to continuing terror attacks, each of which will occur with your blessing and encouragement. (Source)

cc: The World

 

Dear Aman Ali: Of course you should not condemn something you condone. Why be hypocritical? (Source)

 

Dear President Obama: Bwahahahahaha! Sorry. Now adjust your kufi, it’s crooked. (Source)

 

Dear AlGore: Does this mean you’ve purchased the Trinity Broadcasting Company? Just so you know, I don’t buy what they’re selling either. (Source)

 

Dear Paul Krugman: Welcome to the Anthony Weiner Fan Club, you will be receiving your official club membership card and t-shirt soon. (Source)

 

Dear President Obama: You might want to find a different document forger. The one you currently have isn’t producing as well as you may have originally thought. (Source)

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Mail Call, September 10, 2011

The Mail’s in!

Dear Associated Press: It’s not true. Don’t believe it. We are peaceful. Really. On the name of our prophet Mohammed ibn Himar I swear it isn’t true. We are a religion of pieces peace. All our love, Abdul Gewad, C/O Al Qaeda Cultural Center, Islamburg, NY (Source)

Dear Mr. Soros: It’s not that we hate muslims, we just hate muslim terrorists. We also hate those who collaborate with them  as well, which of course includes you. (Source)

Dear Mrs. Obama: I just wanted to pass along to you, that illegal aliens no longer fear much of anything, since your husband became president. In fact, neither do terrorists. (Source)

Dear President Obama: I realize sir that you are on vacation, and probably have yet to receive the memo, but North Korea has just downed one of our military planes. I believe this is your cue to play golf, sir, so if you could please begin moving toward the golf cart. Yes sir, it’s that small car looking thing. No sir, not that one, that is your Chevy volt. It’s the other one. Thank you sir. (Source)

Dear President Obama: Thank you for supporting us over here in Libya! We could not have done this without you!  We have recently been shopping and have found the perfect gift to repay you for your kindness. We will be sending it soon. All our love, Mohammed ibn Himar and the rest of the Libyan Rebels. (Source)

P.S.: By the way, it’s not true that I am still with Al Qaeda. I promise. Really. I swear I mean it this time. Honest.

Dear Jimmy Hoffa, Jr.: If you are going to threaten me, please have the intestinal fortitude to do it in person, preferably in front of my house as that is where I have my range markers set. (Source)

Dear Janet Napolitano: I am not sure if you are aware of this, but it was ISLAMIC terrorists who attacked this country on Sept. 11, 2001. It was not mentally ill Canadians, it was not toddlers, it was not wheelchair bound terminally ill grandmothers, and it was not elderly nuns. It was ISLAMIC TERRORISTS. (Source)

P.S.: They (the ISLAMIC TERRORISTS) can currently be found in Central and South America in various groups and cells (no not jail cells). These would be countries SOUTH of the United States. You know, on the other side of the border you refuse to secure.

Dear Uncle Omar: I told you not to worry! Love, Barry (Source)

Dear President Obama: Your plan worked. (Source)

Dear Anthony Weiner: You’re still a putz. Just so you know.

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